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Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE! And that is why I'm suggesting that ALL chickens -- hens and roosters, black, brown and white, pullets and chicks, Cornish and Jersey -- all realize that their future lies in changing the ways of the Washington Coop.
JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road -- except of course, those who are building nuclear weapons. And that's what all this is about.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped those little chickens to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that it must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help it realize how stupid it's acting by not taking on it's 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road -- or not. The chicken is either against us -- or for us. There is no middle ground here, especially when it comes to the well-being of our roads and bridges.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross that road, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and I will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks!
PAT BUCHANAN:
These chickens want to cross the road to steal the jobs of decent, hardworking Americans.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will certainly become gay also. What we must do is boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was just plain good enough.
GRANDMA:
Well, sakes alive, I don't know why anyone would get so upset about a little chicken trying with all its heart to cross the road. I just don't know why we can't get culverts put in places like that to protect the poor things!
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and yet went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together -- in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross the road, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your electronic check book. Chickens are an integral part of Internet Explorer 2008. This new digital perch is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ......... .
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need more black chickens. And until they can cross that road like any normal chicken, America will not be free -- it will not be Christian.
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. Er -- What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my shot gun?